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One for the Gaelgoirs

  • 03-10-2003 7:52am
    #1
    McGintyMcGoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭


    There was this Itinerant living in Connemara and he was driving into Clifden one day when he was stopped by the local Garda.
    Naturally the whole family was in the back of the van.

    "Conas ta tu?" asked the Garda

    "Taim go maith" answers your man

    "Cad is anam duit?" the Guard asks

    "Is mise Tomas Maghuin" he replies

    "Agus do bhean?" asks the Guard

    "TOYOTA HI-ACE" says your man!


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  • #2
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Oh.my.deity.....

    Tá sé chomh holc sin go bhfuil sé go maith!


  • #3
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Ha ha, i missed the joke the first time I read it because I was just taking what it meant in english. Classic.


  • #4
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,597 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bhi beirt fear IRA ag siul thar an bothar i mBeal Feirste. Chonaic siad fear eile ag seasamh in aice an balla. Duirt fear amhain,
    "An ceapann tu go bhfuil an fear seo sa U.V.F.?"
    "Ni ceapaim"


  • #5
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    lol great jokes.


  • #6
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    ROFL

    heard the 2nd one before


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  • #7
    celticfc
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,884 Mod ✭✭✭✭celticfc


    Ta se ceart go leor. :D:D


  • #8
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Bhi beirt fear IRA ag siul thar an bothar i mBeal Feirste. Chonaic siad fear eile ag seasamh in aice an balla. Duirt fear amhain, "An ceapann tu go bhfuil an fear seo sa U.V.F.?" "Ni ceapaim"

    An.joke.is.fearr.riamh:horned:


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