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hope it's not a Star Wars spoiler....

  • 27-05-1999 11:18pm
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    LoLth
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    Sent to me by a friend of mine. Enjoy..


    This is Ewan Mc Gregors opening speech in the new Starwars film...

    Choose the Force.Choose a side. Choose a Jedi Knight.Choose a wise old two foot high puppet for a teacher. Choose a **** big Deathstar. Choose star destroyers, blasters, TIE fighters and a light sabre. Choose a black suit, black helmet and matching cape. Choose a loan from Jabba the Hutt. Choose a philosophy. Choose an Emporer. Choose a planet with orbiting moon. Choose a three planet system in the Dromoda system and **** enslave them. Choose the rebels and wonder why the **** you're kneeling by the Emperor on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting next to the Emperorr watching whole planets being enslaved in mind controlling, force crushing battles,stuffing **** replacement parts in your body. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in front of your son in a miserable Deathstar, nothing more than an evil dictator to the selfish, evil, fucked up brats who fight for you. Choose a future. Choose the Force. I chose not to chose the Force.
    I chose something else.
    I chose the Dark Side......



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