The smart chap

loftus

This chap was walking through the park one day and he sees a woman on the grass with no arms and no legs crying. He goes over to her and asks ‘what’s wrong’? The women reply’s I’m 32 and never been kissed so the chap bends down and gives her a kiss. She stops crying and thanks the man for cheering her up.


A few weeks later the same chap is walking through the same park and sees the same women in the same spot crying again. So he walks over and asks her ‘what’s wrong’? She reply’s ‘I’m 32 and never been fu#ked’. So the he picks her up and throws her in the river and says your fu#ked now’!

Kappar

LOL, It's funny cause it's true.

Capt'n Midnight

there are better versions

a) mermaid - tide goes out

b) the old lady in a wheelchair on the end of the pier
.. he lifts her out of the chair and lays her gently down on the ground, her heart is punding as he whispers in her ear, "your wheelchair just rolled off the pier."

simu