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  • 10-09-2003 2:22am
    #1
    CyberGhost
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    A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble
    with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry
    what is your problem?"
    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My
    sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she
    is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
    Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the
    principal's office.

    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
    explained to the principal what the situation was. The
    principal told Ms
    Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
    to answer any of his questions he was to go back to
    the first grade and behave. She agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
    to him and he agreed to take the test.Principal: "What
    is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".
    And so it went with every question the principal
    thought a third grade should know.
    The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I
    think Harry can go to the third grade."
    Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him
    some questions?"
    The principal and Harry both agree.
    Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that
    I have only two of?
    Harry, after a moment "Legs."
    Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but
    I do not have?"
    Harry: "Pockets."
    Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Harry: "Pants"
    Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T,
    is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
    liquid?"
    Harry: "Coconut"
    Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes
    out soft and sticky?"
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
    could stop the answer,
    Harry was taking charge. Harry: "Bubblegum"
    Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
    does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The
    principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
    stop the answer...
    Harry: "Shake hands".
    Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
    questions, okay?"
    Harry: "Yep".
    Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
    when you're bored.The best man always has me first".
    The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
    Harry: "Wedding Ring"
    Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not
    well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good".
    Harry: "Nose"
    Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
    come with a quiver".
    Harry: "Arrow"
    Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends
    in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
    Harry: "Firetruck"
    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
    the teacher, Send Harry to university, I got the
    last ten questions wrong myself!"


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