Evil evil ugly man

Chinafoot · 07-09-2003 9:29pm #1

10 very very ugly people die in a bus crash and arrive at the pearly gates where they are greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter feels very sorry for the ugly people because they were SO ugly that he allows them one wish before they enter heaven. So he asks the first lady in the que what would she like to make her eternity in heaven even better. the lady doesnt even hesitate and says "i want to be beautiful" St Peter goes on down the line and everybody is asking to be beautiful....but as he's going along, the guy at the very end of the que is p1ssing himself laughing. the laughter gets louder and louder as each ugly person makes their wish to be beautiful until finally its his turn. St. Peter asks him whats so funny and the last ugly guy says......."make them all ugly again!"

pretty predictable but made me giggle!