Don't under estimate the old lady!

Bubba

I PROMISE YOU WILL LAUGH
>> This is funny and I can't risk any bad luck.
>> Never under estimate the little old Lady.....
>>
>>
>> A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one
>> day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she
>> must speak with the president of the bank to open a
>> savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
>>
>> After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
>> ushered her into the president's office (the customer
>> is always right!)
>>
>> The bank president then asked her how much she would
>> like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped
>> the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
>>
>>
>> The president was of course curious as to how she came
>> by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm
>> surprised you're carrying so much cash around.
>> "Where did you get this money?"
>>
>> The old lady replied, "I make bets."
>>
>> The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
>>
>> The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you
>> $25,000 that your balls are square."
>>
>> "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet.
>> You can never win that kind of bet!"
>>
>> The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take
>> my bet?"
>>
>> "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my
>> balls are not square!"
>>
>> The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there
>> is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with
>> me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"
>>
>> "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night,
>> the president got very nervous about the bet and spent
>> a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
>> turning from side to side, again and again.
>>
>> He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there
>> was absolutely no way his balls were square and that
>> he would win the bet.
>>
>> The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little>
>> old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's
>> office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and
>> repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls
>> are square!"
>>
>> The president agreed with the bet again and the old
>> lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
>> see. The president did. The little old lady peered
>> closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel
>> them.
>>
>> "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot
>> of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
>>
>> Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly
>> banging his head against the wall. The President asked
>> the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your
>> lawyer?"
>>
>> She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that
>> at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's
>> president's balls in my hand."

Sauron

meh.. mildly amusing:)

Spunog UIE

similar to the one where the guy gets away with pissing all over someones bar in a bid to try and hit a shot glass or something. Desperado? t'was in some film anyhew.

Pugsley

Old, but funny the first time.