The Red Car + the Blue Care Had a Race

Doc

I had a discusion with a friend of mine today about that old MilkyWay add with the Red car and the Blue car does anyone know the words coz we only know the start

(He wants to play it on the guitar so if you have the chords too that would be super very odd but super)

Giblet

The Red Car and the Blue Car had a race
All Red wants to do is stuff his face
He eats everything he sees
From trucks to prickly trees
But smart old Blue he chose the Milky Way
He's looking for a tasty treat, fluffy and light
'Cos he knows it won't spoil his appetite

Oh no, the bridge has gone
Old Red can't carry on
But smart old Blue he chose the Milky Way

I dont have a guitar here at the moment but I'd imagine the main part could be played to a "Deliverance" style chorus of G and C, with a D and E or A thrown in there for a laugh.

echomadman

er i think this is it
the red car and teh blue car had a race,
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he see's
from ?trucks? to prickly trees
but smart ole blue he took the milky way

He's looking for a tasty treat, fluffy and light
'Cos he knows it won't spoil his appetite

Oh no, the bridge has gone
Old Red can't carry on
But smart old Blue he took the Milky Way


i think

why can i remember this crap and not stuff i was told a few days ago

DrunkLeprachaun

I can't remember all the words, but I'm almost certain the second line was "The finish was a far off dining place." Maybe if you slotted that in with the other versions?

Sarky

I believe Giblet has it, word for word. Congratulations. The fact that I know the Vogon Poem from HGTTG seems slightly less shameful now.:)

sceptre

Originally posted by Sarky
I believe Giblet has it, word for word. Congratulations. The fact that I know the Vogon Poem from HGTTG seems slightly less shameful now.:)

HGTTG?

Gordon

Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Is1ldur

Thy micturations are to me,
as flurdled gruntbugglies on a turgid(?) sea
Groop I implore thee,
??????? ??????? ????????
See if I don't.

Can't remember any more

sceptre

Originally posted by Gordon
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

/slaps head repeatedly.

Thanks - for some inexplicable reason I've never managed to get around to reading them.