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Ian Paisley jokes

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  • 27-08-2003 7:50pm
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    Vader
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    Ian Paisley wakes up after 20 years in a coma. A friend approaches him and says “I have some bad news and some really bad news”
    Ian: “Give me the bad news first”
    Friend : “Gerry Adams is President of a 32 county Ireland”
    Ian: “Oh god that’s terrible just terrible. What’s the really bad news?”
    Friend: “ Celtic beat Rangers”
    Ian: “Oh fock, why did I wake up! What was the score?”
    Friend: “3-18 to 1-12”


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