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  • 27-08-2003 10:09am
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    tod|resist
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    A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube for me."

    The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to accompany me to the station to give a blood sample."

    "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then we'll take a urine sample."

    "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "Alright, then I need you to come out here and walk along this white line."

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I definitely cannot do that."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm drunk."


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