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The Buffalo Theory

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  • 26-08-2003 2:04pm
    #1
    irishgeo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,394 ✭✭✭


    have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff

    Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers,

    Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

    And here's how it went:

    The Buffalo Theory

    "Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of

    buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd
    is
    hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
    first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
    general

    speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
    killing

    of the weakest members."


    "In much the same way, the human brain can only

    operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
    alcohol, as

    we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and

    weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer

    eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
    efficient

    machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


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