My favourite joke

Fabre

It's 2 penguins on an iceberg,
one fell in the water,
and the other one don't care.

BlitzKrieg

me stooooopid me no get????


[actually my good man i dont really get where this joke is going?]

Mac daddy

hmmm

Fabre

I must admit very few people laugh at this joke, btw I got it from my mother, guess we have a weird sense of humour in the family



In the same line

You know when it start getting colder, and the geese start migrating, You also know how they fly in a V formation, did you also notice that one side of the V is always longer than the other?

And do you know why it is?
it's because there is more geese on that side.

Yavvy

uninteresting observations are not funny..

Im afraid I dont understand your humour

Raphael

Those sound a little funny if you do them in a stoned surfer voice, ie Kyle from totally kyle

Apart from that, not gr8

Fabre

Not really surprised about the reactions.

From my experience about 1 personn in ... hum .... a lot get the joke and that is not including myself or my mother.

BKtje

don't suppose you wanna explain it to us?

Vader

the joke about the geese wasnt bad but its one of those jokes that the teller gets a better kick out of than the listner.
Like when some poor sap exaustes himself on a ridle only to hear a very simple solution.

What do you call a man with no hair?
Bald!

Liquorice

I must also have an awful taste in humour because I'm sitting here laughing. The one about the geese is great. Me and my dirty mind thought it was going to be something sexual.

Fabre

Welcome to the club scarlet

Raphael

Hey, i thought it was funny too!

those jokes are just improved by a surfer dude voice

Pugsley

Loved the nepnguin one, the geese one wasnt great tho