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Bus Crash

  • 21-08-2003 12:52pm
    #1
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,572 ✭✭✭✭


    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

    They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

    "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i must try that next time i'm in heaven.... in a que... with ugly people.


  • #3
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    LOL that is a good one 4 stars for you :D:)


  • #4
    littleninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭littleninja


    LOL nice joke


  • #5
    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    ha ha ugly people

    v funny:)


  • #6
    Liquorice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Liquorice


    Very funny, reminds me of another joke...

    Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman were stranded on a desert island. One day, they found a magic lamp, and when they rubbed it, a genie appeared and granted them one wish each. Paddy the Scotsman said "I'm homesick, I wish I was back in Glasgow" so the genie sent him back to Glasgow. Paddy the Englishman said "I miss my family. I wish I was back in London" so the genie sent him back to London. When Paddy the Irishman's turn came he said "I'm lonely, I wish my friends were back here with me".


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