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Dr. Loon

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He
took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Franks
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He then
decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting my f*cking shoes on."

Tyrrial

I like it

ciano

well i never heard it before. v.good!

AL][EN

herd it before but v funny!! olides are usually the best