lots of jokes

ShevY

lots of jokes


as it sez on the tin :ninja:

Vader

how do you become a community moderator

littleninja

An eskimo's car breaks down and a Welshman stops to help. He tells the eskimo the problem is you've blown a seal. Eskimo replies: SO WHAT, you f*** sheep!

bozzie

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand,
"I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," said the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby,"said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
"It'll teach those Indians not to f**k with the Lone Ranger."

me likes

Pugsley

A stockbroker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it
off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes flying
along too close and rips off the door before speeding away.
Distraught, the broker grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes
later the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the broker starts
screaming hysterically,
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's
at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the stockbroker finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody stockbrokers are", he said.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything
else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the broker.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?"
The stockbroker looks down in absolute horror.....
"F**cking hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"

ROFL!!!

kanurocks

dude did you post any of those??????
i mean if you did well done!

sci0x

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

lmao