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Terrible joke!

  • 18-08-2003 11:06am
    #1
    Kone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive
    looking Chinese girl.
    After a night of cavorting, she asks him back to her place for "coffee". They get back to her flat and she tells him to help himself to a drink whilst she slips into something more comfortable.
    Just as the bloke's about to finish his scotch and coke, the incredibly sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.

    "I am your sex slave!," she announces. "I will do ANYTHING your precious heart desires!"

    The man can't quite believe his luck and says, whilst licking his
    lips in anticipation, ..... "Hmmmmm, well a 69 would really hit the spot."......

    "F**K OFF!!!" the Chinese girl replies angrily. "I am not cooking for you at this time of night."


Comments

  • #2
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Thats a really old one. :(


  • #3
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    ah that's a great joke. Me likes :)


  • #4
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    can i have fried rice with that.:D LOL nice one :) :ninja:


  • #5
    Hairy Homer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭Hairy Homer


    Confidently expect this one to be so old that only those of a certain age will know it.



    What do you call an Irish girl with one leg shorter than the other?



    Eileen


    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?









    Irene!!!! (Geddit?)

    What do you call an Irish girl with both legs the same size?






    Noleen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with both legs the same......

    OK OK. I'll go.


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