A future MasterCard Advertisement?

Kone · 16-08-2003 4:22pm #1

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took

place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay

Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up

on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to

thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at

their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted

to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of

everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them

to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his

bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests'

reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---

you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to

the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage

annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding

immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through

with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the

bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family

members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard

priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

friends......................................$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion..........................................$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

Maui..............................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

glossy of the bride

humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything

else there's

MASTERCARD