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Smile on your way out

Raz · 2003-08-14 14:00:16

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a…

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to his mistress.
Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Mossie Quinn the redneck from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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#2 15-08-2003 12:11am

kanurocks

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its funny because its a kerry man joke

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#3 15-08-2003 3:25am

TomTom

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Funny cause its true

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#4 15-08-2003 7:01am

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lol, n1

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#5 15-08-2003 8:28am

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nice quote from the hitchhikers guide there tomtom

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#6 15-08-2003 12:16pm

Tyrrial

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i like it a lot!

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#7 15-08-2003 11:42pm

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LOL good one :ninja:

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#8 16-08-2003 7:06am

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Thats SOOOOOOOOOOOOO old.

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