If you're going to sign up to one reality TV show...

Serbian

Make sure it's this one

gerire

Wow looked at the sign up form

"Your sexual urges are likely to increase dramatically throughout the show. Give us one example of how you might take this matter in hand."

Humm do you think they are tryin to take the piss with this question?

ToxicPaddy

I wonder if you did touch would you actually get any further than just a touch or would there be like a dozen burly bouncers hope on ya and chuck ya off the island..

Blitzkrieger

That'd be easy. Disgrace yourself repeatedly the night before and no worries

memphis

Why can't Channel 4 and all those other bunch of tossers get the hint and realise that all these reality TV shows suck.

Big brother was crap, then they did the salon, and now this.

Let it lie. Reality TV shows = RIP

patch

Originally posted by ToxicPaddy
I wonder if you did touch would you actually get any further than just a touch or would there be like a dozen burly bouncers hope on ya and chuck ya off the island..

Judging by that blonde chick....I'd risk it!

Sangre

Big brother = huge ratings.

They dont care if you think its crap.

weemcd

what you do is get to know the lap dancers really well, then one nite **** the life out of them and get kicked off.

DMC

It's a HOAX!
rofl, lol

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003381879,00.html

20,000 dopey lap dunces

By SARA NATHAN

MORE than 20,000 dopey blokes applied to a hoax reality TV show that promised to send ten of them to an island with FORTY lapdancers.

They were conned into believing they would be whisked off to the tropical isle and given tasks to complete while being harassed by half-naked girls.

Some lads were even “auditioned” to see if they could cope with the pressure — by answering general knowledge questions while a scantily-clad girl gyrated in front of them.

The gullible fellas did not realise they were being secretly filmed for a new E4 comedy called The Pilot Show.

The would-be contestants were lured by pictures (shown above) in a poster advertising campaign for a bogus show called Lapdance Island.

It said: “E4 is looking for 10 hot-blooded males to battle it out as 40 lapdancers do everything in their power to make it hard for them.”

Contestants would have to endure 24-hour provocation from the beauties — but were not allowed to touch them.

Applicants were asked to fill in a questionnaire, which asked: “What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lapdancers that appeals to you?”


Applicants were then filmed at a fake audition — in which they tried to answer questions while a lapdancer wriggled her bottom in front of their faces.

A spokesman for The Pilot Show, which starts next month, said: “It was unbelievable. We had thousands of applications from eager blokes.”

Viewers will also see showbiz stars conned by the show.

Ex-EastEnder Dean Gaffney is filmed agreeing to star in a bogus show called Soul Searching, in which he has to find Starsky and Hutch star David Soul, who is in hiding.

Former Hear’Say singer Danny Foster is asked to do the show Run Danny Run — where the first person to find him wins a prize.

And Frank Bruno, Toyah Wilcox and Trude Mostue actually film a bogus show called Celebrity Advice Bureau, where they dole out words of wisdom to members of the public.

dod

Fantastic. Gotta see the episode of the show where the 'applicants' make twats of themselves.