lets get simpsoned{quotes}

kanurocks

C'mon lets build up the best simpsons quote page ever.stick down the funniest quote you can think of.ill get us started, after all i am from the simpsons generation.


homer: "hmm they have the internet on computers now"
"i know ill sink to the bottom and walk to shore"
"kids i dont want to alarm you but ther may be
a boggie man or boggie men in the house!"

phreak

"Trying is the first step to failure"

xern

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Qualm

Marge to Lisa: Awh, its ok honey, we can have our own dance. Every Simpson dance now! Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp!

Mac daddy

been done in the tv forum.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97439:)

kanurocks

really i care why?
litttle brazilian kid:"we used the money you bought to buy a door.now the monkey can not bite me,i am like sugar to them"
carnival dude :you can not run from car-ni-val beause even runnnig is a type of dance".................{other guy} "i am on fire and i dance"

milltown

Homer to Mr.Burns:
"Here are your messages. You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes to move your car. Your car has been iimpounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

Do you, Selma Bouvier, take the fabulous Troy Mc.Clure to be your lawfully wedded husband?

C'est Troy bien!

kanurocks

Ralf :"supernitendo chalmers "
"principal skinner i got car sick in your office"

MR Black : "gentlemen .....to evil"

elvis costello :"now we cant all play guitar.......who wants to play bass c'mon".bwarang bwarang

kanurocks

mr burns to smthers
:"look theres big one .got freedom written all over it."
"sir thats cuba!"
"cuba eh...take us down smithers"
"sir your flying the plain"
"excellent"

Raphael

1st Bee-keeper - Awfully quiet today, ain't it
Adam West Bee-keeper - Yes. A little, too quiet, if you know what i mean
1st Bee-keeper - No, I'm afraid I don't
Adam West Bee-keeper - Bees, generally make a lot of, noise. No noise means, no bees. To the beemobile!
1st Bee-keeper - Your chevvy?
Adam West Bee-keeper - Yes

kanurocks

shop keeper
"i sell forbidden objects from lands where men dare not trade... i also sell frozen yougurt which i call frougurt"
doll repair guy
"here's your problem looks like you got this thing set to evil"

Otto: "They call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing.......Oh, there they go"

bozzie

a couple o ralphie quotes

"i bent my wookie"
"my cats breath smells of cat food"

and some homer moments

"the two sweetest word in the english language de fault"
"ummmmmm floor pie"
"i just realised that im the ow in now, and if you tell anyone!!!"

kanurocks

HOmer
"so Mr.X says to Misses Y,Marge if this doesnt get your motor started then my name isnt home jay simpson"

Kold

"The coach told us not to let him get a boner!"

exiztone

From the star of McBaine:

Rainer Wolfcastle
Rainier Wolfcastle: My eyes! These goggles do nothing!
Rainier Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Rainier Wolfcastle: Have you ever noticed how women go to the bathroom in groups? .......that was the joke.
Rainier Wolfcastle: (commercial as a child) My brautwerst has a first name...its F-R-I-E-C...my brautwerst has a second name...its S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-L-C-N.....
Rainier Wolfcastle: And now my Woody Allen impression. 'I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.'
Rainier Wolfcastle: Hey, that jacket makes you look like a homosexual! - Maybe you are all homosexuals!
Rainier Wolfcastle (in response to how he sleeps at night): On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Rainier Wolfcastle (looking at his shoes): From here zey appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look. On closer inspection, zese are loafers

kanurocks

well thats quite a good collecton.ranier

Carbiens

dunno if its been posted already but..

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ando

Mcbane:

"owe my eyes, zie goggles zo nothing"

irishman_abroad

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kanurocks

CHIEF
" and hes going to jail Mc Garnigle all because some wossy boy wont testify"
MC GARNIGLE
"you gota do it jimmy"
JIMMY
"But im scared"
MC GARNIGLE
"you gota do this one for me jimmy ,mc garnigle"
CHIEF
"well mc garnigle jimmys dead they split his throat from ear 2 ear"
MC GARNIGLE
"hey im trying to eat lunch here"

spudulike

Homer:
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

LoneGunM@n

Nah irish_man .... mine is better

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kanurocks

i have to agreee with phat fiesta

homer
"id like to dediate this next song to a very special woman shes over a hundred years old and she ways over 500 tons"
GUY
"this enourmous woman will crush us all!arghhhhhh!!"
homer
"i was talking about the statue"

kanurocks

BUSH
"HMM good memwars good not great.BAR!"

HOMER
"AH LOCUSTS,ITS THE PRANKSTERS BIBLE BOY"

kanurocks

Mr BURNS
"SMITHERS I THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS ,SHUT UP LITTLE GIRL.
____________________________________________________SMITHERS
sir do you think its a good idea to fire the father of the boy you knocked down the day of the accident,think of the headlines.
BURNS
Hmmmmm
HEADLINES:
"ANOTHER GOOD MOVE BY BURNS"
"BURNS FIRES UNGREATFUL EMPLOYEE"
"HURRAY FOR BURNS"
BURNS
"what about the headlines?"
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hmm im on a roll

vengeance52

I dont care if its been posted before, the best quote is

Homer: You'll have to speak up.... Im wearing a Towel

Classic

milltown

It's true, I'm a rage-oholic.
I'm addicted to rage-ohol.