Your first kiss

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Ok ok, so this could either go in personal issues or after hours, but since it probably happened in the past, I thought I'd stick it in here.
So tell the world, where and when was your first kiss? Mine was in a small town in county meath called Ballivor, I was 10 and so was she and it happened in some woods near a football field.
God....that actually sounded like something you'd say in a game of Cluedo!!!

Pencapchew

Gay.

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Originally posted by Pencapchew
Gay.

You're first kiss was a gay one? C'mon, don't be ashamed, tell us about it.

Pencapchew

:rolleyes:

*yawn*

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Yeah, yawn all you want, you're the one trolling here, nimrod. Find a life....please!!!

deadduck

one word: crap. in my front garden, girl 2 years older than me, just done it for the sake of it.

BoobeR

Brilliant. at a disco. great fun and it wasn't done "for the sake of it"

solice

at a scout disco, i was 12 she was 13. we dont talk much anymore, the bitch outed me last year

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Lotta lads into the older women.
By the way, Solice, what do you mean she 'outed' you?

Pencapchew

Hey guys my first kiss was like so amazing. I remember it well, I was 10 and doing my first sky dive in eastern Morocco when i hit into a pigeon and we just started kissing like the wind.

I just found my life.....

Sangre

I suggest you keep looking.

DriftingRain

My first kiss....Oh Lord...It was so long ago..Hard to remember...I guess I was about 9 and his name was Kevin. It was at a baseball recreation center behind the concession stand...Ewwwww...to this day why did it have to be Kevin.

Amz

My first kiss was in first class in primary school, it was just on the lips nothing serious. Myself and a guy I was mates with we both asked to go to the bathroom around the same time thus meaning we had to pass each other en route... it was nice... he used to give me chocolate... my mam used always give us healthy lunches so this was a huge thing for me...

He was quite cute... left for America in 5th class wonder what he's like now... anyway enough of that...

Victor

I was 3, she was 2, I don't remember it, but I was never allowed forget it.

Funky

i was the ripe age of 9 it was midnight we touched lips , i opened her legs

i now have an 8 year old son

/me wipes away a tear

i hope hes the same

richindub2

It was june 27th 2001 - night of THE planetlan. The best night of my life. A wisp of a young man by the name of bernard (AKA Funkychicken) beckoned me into the toilets and we had our fun, then it was off for a game of counterstrike before home for breakfast!

Funky

you just looked so feminine

richindub2

your roofies just tasted so good in my drink

skittishkitten

First kiss .......BLECK ! I was 8 ....... Big Fat boy about 10 use to terrorize the girls . We had to get past him to get to school ...... which meant you had to run REALLY FAST ...... one day I wasn't fast enough , had to give him a kiss behind a tree before he'd let me by ....... BLECK !! Someone hand me some soap !!! BLECK , BLECK , BLECK !!!

Tha Gopher

I remember when i was seven being held down by some girls i was playing with and having the deed done:D These days I wouldnt have much of an objection but when your 7 that kind of thing is a source of embarrasment among lads.
We used to play that kiss chase game in school since probably the first day so it was most likely earlier. Maybe even before that lord knows.

DriftingRain

It is so funny how guys hate girls and vice/versa when your little. I can remember sticking my tongue out and going "boys have cooties...ewwwwwwwwwww" LOL What a laugh I was when I was small....HEHEHEHEHEHE

Poor SkittishKitten....../me hands her a bar of lava soap! If lava soap won't get it off nothing will!

Sarky

Wait a minute, wasn't it girls that had the cooties?

Anyway. In her flat, about three years ago. Jesus, I'm such a sad git...

And because it has to be said: "You kissed a girl! That is so gay!"

Kwizatz Anorak

I was a very shy child, the first time I kissed a girl, I was 10 and the only reason I did it was pier pressure. She didn't even know it. We were playing chasing in the yard and as I was bringing her to jail, I kissed her on the shoulder so I could tell my mates that I had kissed a girl

First real kiss was at that disco thing that used to be on in the school in Raheny (The Grove it was called, that's it). It was with a girl called Lisa, the song was November Rain. That was nice..

surfboy

Ahhhh..The Grove!!! Was truely a Brill place!

embee

I was 10. His name was Alan. It was behind the boys school with about 20 million of my mates cheering me on.

On reflection.... nothing much has changed........

Tyrrial

the first one that i can remember in detail would have been in a summer bording school thing i went to. i can't remember what age i was.. very young it was around 2nd or 3rd class. there was a disco at the end of the summer and while i was being cool and sitting outside with my friends saying how crap the disco was a girl called jenny came over and asked me to dance.... i proptly abandoned my friends and went in...... durring which i was kissed.

Havelock

Am getting old, had trouble remember which snog was first.

(snogs)
-Rebecca, best friend in Primary School

(first girlfriend kiss)
-can't rememeber her name, was doing a sailing course in Clontarf the summer I moved into Secondary school

(first kiss that made me tingle all over and have hot ears)
-Elizabeth Roddy, In Herbert Park, surrounded by Magpies, under the Dome of the covered path way, just before it rained.

GoneShootin

my first kiss

Jokah

First kisses:

6y/o in the school line. I was the first person in my class, Junior Infants to kiss a girl on the lips

Then when i was 10y.o down the back of the bus on an altarboy/choir girl trip. I was kissing a choir girl. Truth or dare was the game. Down to Trabolgan in Cork. Like someone who quoted already - I had about 10 people cheering me on.

Then it took off from there....

greenday chick

i was about 9 and it was just spin the bottle or something:p

Mossy Monk

we were sitting on the roof of a treehouse fixng the leaks. i think i was 7 or 8 and i told no one for ages out of fear of a slagging. children can be so childish

John Player

hehe i was a late starter, i was 16 he was 17 then we ended up having sex in some shed that we broke into beside some old house on the beach.

bugler

So you had your first kiss the same day you had your first shag? Steep learning curve.

My first "proper" kiss (with unsavoury tongue action etc) was when I was 12..I think. With a girl who has turned out to be very good looking...bit like PJ Harvey. I went out with her briefly, then I dumped her. Or rather I got my friend to tell her friend that I dumped her. She got her revenge by turning out damn hot. I can't remember when my lips first touched a girl..probably when I was 5/6 and good friends with a girl next door of the same age. Don't remember it though..

aine

There were only boys on my street when I was growing up, so I hung around with the 'lads' quite a bit, so playing spin the bottle was great fun!!!!

but seriously, first kiss was in a haystack in my cousin's back field with her next door neighbour....she married him the following year in a very touching ceremony...she wore her communion dress! We were about 9 or 10 at the time!!

Ok honestly my first boyfriendy kinda kiss was when methinks I was 15, he was my best mate and still is. It was in Screen 5 of the Capital cinema in Cork...I smile every time I go in there...ah for the good ole days!!!

First kiss that gave me the tingles....I was 17, had fancied the guy for yonks, we had kissed before...but this was different! Man I still fancy the ar$e off that guy!

PeterODonnell

A gay kiss. He came down from Cork and we went into cinema and snogged. No-one else around for about 10 mins or so. We were in Wexford. It was okay. I don't think im brilliant looking so I should be thankful for what I get lol He was goodlooking enough trough.

PeterODonnell

Oh and I was around 21 btw. He was 25.

happybunny

It happened far too long ago but I was 10, he was 11, his name was Ian and we'd been dating for a year when he chased me one day and pinned me up against a tree and wait for it......kissed me on the cheek ha ha ha sounds like it happened in 19 canteen doesn't it??? A kiss on the cheek is all it was but you'd think it was a full snog tongues 'n all to have seen the state of me at the time, I was "like ewwwwwww don't ever do that again you horrible boy" lol

ozpass

No offence to the genuine contributors but there's a fair amount of cack in this thread so I'm going to lock it.

If anyone disagrees or is mortally offended by this then fire me a pm and I'll be glad to reopen it.

More retro less turd, guys.