Jedi Knight Clan

H_K

i know im in the wrong place - but lots of ppl read here. i know jedi knight has been out a while but ive been playin it on and off a bit and me and me mates startin a kinda clan, they called it the "irish jedi brotherhood"
spose its a first tho. if u wanna play with/against us gimme a shout
ps we play over ms zone - a 300 ping even in JK is more than playable

PPS i might give em q2 so we can have enem more craic against rest of ireland and see if we can get one point in the league

Hecate

ah ffs lad, you do realise what baggage the name Jedi carries around here ...best to bury the past m8.

/me relives painful memories of Obi-Wan[JEDI]

DEATH

and dont forget the old q1 jedi either
god help us all
Death[Jedi]

Maximilian

um....
No comment whatsoever.
*******s...

ButcherOfNog

don't knock the JEDI, we had loads of fun taking the pi$$ out of them

El_Presidente

OK

Jedi is completely before my time and they were gone after I started playing quake on-line.

So, can somome PLEASE tell me why every time that particular clan is mentioned everyone laughs or groans, or ****es their pants?

ELP

Hobbes

Do we have to say why? I thought that whole sordid affair was happy buried and forgotten... kaput, never to spoken about again. Now see what you's started!

TwoShedsJackson

Q1 bit was before my time too, but they were still flailing around in q2 when i started up. Everyone pi$ses themselves cos they had the most pretentious git ever in q2 - Dream, Obi Wan, Silence - in the clan. What sensible individuals like Max were doing in there as well, I can only wonder..

WhiteWashMan

drea, obi_wan and silence?
i thought they/it were all the same muppet?

Hobbes

that's why he said "git" not "gits"

Maximilian

Hey, there wasn't exactly an abundancce of clans to choose from back then.
HIV was still a nasty disease, DzR was a meaningless three letter acronym (not that it is one exactly)Scream was something you did when someone lobbed a squashed up slice of bread directly on your gnads,Dali was a dead Spaniard and EM was something you said when accused of something else to give you time to make up an appropriate excuse as to why you forgot to buy her flowers. oops. That reminds me.
Besides I didn't want to join APOC

ButcherOfNog

APOC, hehehe lol. Poor auld red, wonder what ever became of them?

JaneyMackers

Hahaha. Apoc i remember them. And as for Jedi eehhhuuuuhhhh please lets not remember that lovely charming fello and we shall never speak of him again.EVER.

Silly silly silly angry peny up angry child God help him .
JM

JaneyMackers

Hahaha. Apoc i remember them. And as for Jedi eehhhuuuuhhhh please lets not remember that lovely charming fello and we shall never speak of him again.EVER.

Silly silly silly angry pent up angry child God help him .
JM

ButcherOfNog

he can't even use a message board

JaneyMackers

Things are not all they seem. Both are not identical

Hobbes

That is true, however all you had to do was click "Edit message" and you wouldn't have to repost. ... "he can't even use a message board " = True.

Maximilian

G'wan Benji, one more ****-up for the heck of it.

By the way, you're adopted and there's no such thing as underpants gnomes.

TinCool

There is such a thing as underpants gnomes, was a couple of nights ago and was up till all hours playing baldurs gate and consumed many many cups of coffee, the real stuff not the instant kind mind u. Then heard this bizarre little tune which I still cant get out of my head, then these little gnome guys came marching into my room and went to my chest of drawers and robbed my underpants, the funny thing is though, I dont even have a chest of drawers in my room..... Bizarre

Hecate

you mad man TC, are ya crazy or wat?!..thats totally out of order. Everyone knows the Gnomes steal your socks.

ButcherOfNog

to clear this up once and for all they ARE underpants gnomes. now, we all know what step 1 is, but what is step 2?

TinCool

Step 1 - steal underpants
Step 2 - ???
Step 3 - make profit

any suggestions for step 2 ???

and b4 anyone asks who does not know what the hell i'm on about, no I'm not on drugs

TinCool

So u still think there's no such thing as underpants gnomes ??

http://www.thehellhole.com/sounds/epi_217/217_gnomesong.wav

H_K

aahhh no another post gobbled up by q2 "we treat boards like irc" [ ] talk !
remember the original msg

JaneyMackers

Editing messeges thats a handy thing IF I KNEW ABOUT IT.
Anyway i will master this board i tell you.

JaneyMackers

Editing messeges thats a handy thing IF I KNEW ABOUT IT.
Anyway i will master this board i tell you.


Acchhh Sure 1 more never hurt Wha!

Maximilian

Go on Ben!!
One more time for the hell of it!

WhiteWashMan

why would they go to your dresser tin?
we all know that your 'undies' are lying in a brittle broken heap in the corner. you naughty boy!

as for underwear gnomes... hmmm, i think it is only socks they go for. and if they did want undies, you certainly wouldnt be their first choice victim. i mean, who would they sell rubber sealed underpants too?

oh, and least i forget, this is one strange thread, and who cares what the original message was. its nice to see the q2 boys keeping a nice inane post going. see, no politics (we hate dzr... who said that?) no *****ing (yis are all w@nkers) no swearing **** you) and no pedantacisms (well, the rl is only .89876349 seconds slower in q2 than q1)

now.. are we all happy campers?
no? then f*ck of back to manchester
c*nts
white(only 9 months to christmas)wash

Maximilian

Ladsl, for the last time. There's no such thing as underpants gnomes.
I think you've all been drinking too much coffee - Tweek's coffee, Country fresh, like the morning after a rain storm.
Personally, I recommend Tweek's Almerato French.
Sometimes a hot cup of French Roast Almerato is just what a man needs to get him through the day. That smooth aroma and mild taste is what makes Tweek's Coffee so very special. Special, like an Arizona sunrise or a Juniper wet with dew. A light rain in the middle of a dusty afternoon or a hug from your dear old aunt

JaneyMackers

You think he's mad try having to live with that insine madman.
Yeah its trying i tell you trying.
JM

Maximilian

Up Yours Adopted Boy!!!
Plus, you drink and smoke too much.
"You're killing yourself luvvie, you're killing yourself" etc. etc.
Shouldn't you be studying or some crap.

SheroN

OBI WAN was a fag and so were lost of JEDI
i remember we beat them like bold step children on DM3 and obi cried

JaneyMackers

I Remember you beat then in a unorganised game and in Jedi's defence the beat the pants outta you about 3 days later in a proper game shame on you for honing in on a fluke.
Whatever you say at 1 stage Jedi were the best clan even if Obi wan the crap head ran it.
JM

RookieWan

Oh dear... Obi's not around and people are screaming at each other again... What a lad... What an influence...
But I'd like to say 'hear hear' to what Max said. When I entered Jedi, they were the only clan, next to ApoC and that was it. Nothing else... We were the top clan then, and nothing came close to it! But Obi became the old obnoxious d00d he was on Q1, and Jedi became something you scraped of the soles of your shoes... To be honest with Rad in his good days, and Max and me kicking behind, we were hard to beat.
As clan Jedi was cool, but first Obi and later Rad started screwing around...
My 0.02 on this subject...
RW (a bit late repoly, but I've not been on this site for a LOOOONG time ;-))) )