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Little Red Riding hood

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  • 04-08-2003 1:58pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭


    Little Red Riding Hood scampering and skipping along thru' the splendid little flower decorated forest, whistling as she goes, when all of a sudden she hears a rusting in a nearby bush. As she approaches with her cute little face, a Wolf runs out and dives into a bush further on.
    She continues on and the same thing happens once more, the Wolf is on his toes and into another bush.
    As she gets further on again, she hears the Wolf movin about in the bushes and pulls apart the leaves for inspection when the Wolf leaps out and roars, " Would ye ever Feck off, I'm tryin to have a ****e".




    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation
    --Oscar Wilde


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Like it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    That Oscar Wilde was a funny ****er! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    No wonder he tryed to eat her, annoying little bitch. :D:D:D


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