Whats the most stupid joke youve ever heard?

embee · 04-08-2003 12:25pm #1

For me its any of the following :

Whats brown and sticky?
A Brown stick.

Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff.

Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff with a cold.....

etc etc....

Groan.

In other news,

Mick Hucknall of Simply Red fame was arrested yesterday after being charged with serious sexual assault on a rabbit. One shocked witness told police that hucknall was "Holding back the ears" and was heard shouting "Bunnys too tight to mention"

bizmark · 04-08-2003 12:27pm

i think the worst jokeish thing i heard is a chat up line

"hey nice legs when do they open"

i mean thats so bad it is funny .........And does that ever work!

AL][EN · 04-08-2003 4:14pm

mine would have to be

Q.) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A.) A stick.

ando · 04-08-2003 4:59pm

what ya call a 3 legged donkey?

a wonkey

weemcd · 04-08-2003 5:49pm

why did sally fall off the swing?
cos she had no arms!
who pushed the dog off the clif?
wasnt sally

why could the goat not talk?
cos it was made out of wood

Gordon · 04-08-2003 6:03pm

Ando - you missed the rest of it:

What do you call a one eyed donkey with 3 legs playing the guitar?

A winky wonkey honky tonky donkey.

penguinbloke · 04-08-2003 8:16pm

whats red and invisible?
No Tomatoes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game.

Whats grey and fluffy?
Dead pink fluff.

Gordon · 04-08-2003 10:00pm

Originally posted by penguinbloke
whats red and invisible?
No Tomatoes

haha!

Mac daddy · 04-08-2003 10:48pm

Q-what do ya call a ginger bread man with one leg.

:eek:

A- limp bizkit:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: i know very bad;)

Dooom · 04-08-2003 10:50pm

this isnt even a joke but:

whats the irish equivalent of Limp Bizkit?

- A hobnob with a sore leg

MrNuked · 05-08-2003 5:45am

"Mats have tails" (because mats rhymes with cats and cats have tails.)

"Transformers: Robot in The Skies [disguise]" because hey can fly and because they can go in disguise.

irishman_abroad · 05-08-2003 10:28am

Q - Whats white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A - A fridge.

Shell · 05-08-2003 10:45am

2 tomatoes in an oven.
One turns around to the other and says
"f u c k, it's hot in here!"
the other turns around and says,
"f u c k, a talkin tomato!" :rolleyes:

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Oriel · 05-08-2003 11:28am

What do you get if you cross a knife and a dog?

A dead dog...

irishman_abroad · 05-08-2003 3:39pm

Whats pink and hard?

A pig with a flick-knife.

Sarky · 05-08-2003 3:56pm

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other:

"How do you drive this thing?"

AL][EN · 05-08-2003 4:06pm

Originally posted by Sarky
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other:

"How do you drive this thing?"

herd something like that

the one i herd is two fish in a tank one says to the other

"you man the guns and i'll drive!!"

OR

Two fish swimming in a lake one hits a concrete wall it turns to the other fish and says ....... DAMN!!!

penguinbloke · 05-08-2003 4:41pm

A jellybaby is in a club for the first time and is kind of nervous until a smartie goes over to him and says that he'll look after him.

All goes well until a pair of airwaves come along
the smartie hides under the table and the airwaves beat the beeJayzus out of the jelly baby

with its dying breath the jellybaby looks up and asks the smartie
"Why?..."

The smartie looks back and says
"Those Airwaves... their F***in Menthol!"

simu · 05-08-2003 10:48pm

Bad jokes from when i was a kid:

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels, and the wooden doors and the wooden engine?

It wooden go!

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a mountain. (Apologies to Swiss readers)

BlitzKrieg · 06-08-2003 12:16am

Originally posted by Shell
2 tomatoes in an oven.
One turns around to the other and says
"f u c k, it's hot in here!"
the other turns around and says,
"f u c k, a talkin tomato!" :rolleyes:

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i am a stunning work of art............... i shud be hung!!

I never get those jokes...