Say It The True Way

skittishkitten

Don't know if this has made it here yet or not ......but I enjoy it

Sayings . . . . .

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you
can't be promoted.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it..

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on the butt...then things get worse.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to
take it too seriously.


Everyone seems normal until you get to know them

bizmark

lol

Kappar

LOL some of those are great.

I had a few but the only one i can think of now is

"The sun nver sets on the British Empire, Cause God wouldn't trust 'em in the dark"

frood4t2

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

LOL. Good 'un.

Pugsley

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


ROFL! brilliance

Peace

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.

LMAO!!

SoundWave

Originally posted by skittishkitten

If you lend someone €20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

true

NeoSlicerZ

rofl

nanook

Originally posted by skittishkitten



Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

heard it before but it was so good I used it as my sig.


Some really good one's there though

AL][EN

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


never herd this one before ROFL pure class thats so being my Sig from now on,

bozzie

that comment on duct tape is soo true

v good