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Bear on Rampage

TomTom · 2003-07-31 23:07:50

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes. His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" His friend replies, "I don't have to…

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01-08-2003 12:07am

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TomTom

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Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

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#2 01-08-2003 12:20am
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Gah, Billy Connolly was telling that when I was in nappies.

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#3 01-08-2003 2:01am
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Thats one of the oldest jokes in the world

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#4 01-08-2003 2:20am
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Never heard it before but must say it is a pretty sad joke and not funny in the least.

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#5 01-08-2003 12:49pm
TomTom

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bah, everyones a critic

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#6 01-08-2003 1:08pm
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use to be indians...

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#7 01-08-2003 2:14pm
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.....god that's pretty bad

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#8 01-08-2003 2:20pm
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use to be indians...

And it was native africans and a lion aswell.
I like it, I havn't heard it that many times.

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#9 01-08-2003 9:18pm
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An oldie but a goodie ... made me smile

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#10 02-08-2003 2:17pm
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Good one.

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#11 02-08-2003 2:19pm
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long time since i hearde that

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#12 02-08-2003 2:41pm
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Billy Connoly does a great one like this.

Its excellent joke though.

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