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  • 31-07-2003 2:55pm
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    Peace
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    I had to laugh when i read this.

    A depressed young woman from Larne was so desperate that
    > >>she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea.
    > >>When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed
    > >>her tears and took pity on her.
    > >>
    > >>"Look, you've got a lot to live for." he said.
    > >>"I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like,
    > >> I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good
    > >>care of you and bring you food every day."
    > >>
    > >>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
    > >>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
    > >>
    > >>The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose? That night,
    > >>the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then
    > >>on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
    > >>fruit,
    > >>and they made passionate love until dawn.
    > >>
    > >>Three weeks later during a routine search, the captain discovered
    > >>her.
    > >>"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
    > >>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," She explained,
    > >>"He's taking me to America, and he's feeding me".
    > >>"What are you doing for him?" said the captain.
    > >>"He's screwing me," said the girl.
    > >>"He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the Larne - Stranraer
    > >>Ferry."


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