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Mothers 'n Daughters!

  • 30-07-2003 5:46pm
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    Kavs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭


    mothers n daughters ...


    I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be.


    She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy. She sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable, and one day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone and, when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was
    to be married and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
    So, before I got married and committed my life to her daughter,
    she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total
    shock and couldn't say a word.


    So she said, "I'll go to the bedroom and, if you are up for it, just come and get me." I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and, instead, went to the front door, opened it and stepped out of the house.


    Her husband was standing outside and, with tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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    >Always keep your condoms in your car.
    :D


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