Boards High School

Bacchus

I'm bored and saw this on another forum(Guitartabs).

Imagine a school made up of Board'ers.

Who would be the teachers, and what would they teach?
Who would be the teacher's pet?
Who would be the biggest troublemaker?
Who would befriend who?
Who would be enemies?
Who would be friends?
etc.

ToxicPaddy

Since I barely know anyone in here as ive never been to a boards event , I kinda flying blind here, but a start would be:

Headmaster/Principal:
DeVore

Vice Principal:
Vexorg

Teachers: (Basically All Mods)
Cloud
Regi
Monty
WWMan

Thats about it from me..

Tox

koneko

I like to think I'd be the undercover cop who goes into a high school to find the killer.

weemcd

id be friends with tman. id would bully third enchilion

mooman_00

can i be the janitor who freaks everyone out?

Caesar_Bojangle

I'll be the perverted guy who lurks about the bushes at lunch period, with sweets.

weemcd

id be your first victim

kano476

dammit im only outta that craphole school and now im in another one during the summer! *sigh* uh id spose id be that new guy that no one really knows. no wait i want to be a japanese foreign exchange student. yeah thats it! konichiwa!!!!! (almost definately spelt wrong)

Boston

"high school" arn't you vert americanised. Anyway, boards.ie really is a school anyway. MKore information and knowledge floating about here then in any school.

RopeDrink

Friends - The humble minority...
Enemies - The humble majority...

Well, thats my side of it anyway...
Im the outspoken chap that experiments in the lab with all sorts of beakers and pots to make random varieties of constructive dribble that I feel everyone wants to know about... You know, the one who blows up half of the science lab.

Littletinyman

Originally posted by Bacchus
Imagine a school made up of Board'ers.

I'd really rather not.

jesus_thats_gre

I would be humping the sexy substitute teacher....

jesus_thats_gre

Ah yeah forgot, insulting people with long hair.

Third_Echelon

Originally posted by weemcd
id be friends with tman. id would bully third enchilion

firstly you bully me??? dont make me laugh.... i'd be the person who would take a dump in your sandwiches....

oh yeah... id be the english teacher and teach weemcd to spell properly... its Third Echelon

(third enchilion)

Enchilion sound like a mexican meal... lol

dod

I would be the guy who took a very dim view on anybody who endeavoured marginalise the freaky special students

Dun

I'd be the one that people don't know cause when I do come in I'm in the corner at the back.

I hated school. If anyone had ever told me they were the best days of my life, I'd have laughed, cause if I'd believed them, I wouldn't be here right now.

Redshift

Who would be the nerds????:)

feylya

Probably me :mad:

Beck Amerdam

I'd be the school stud lets be honest :cool:

sceptre

Originally posted by RopeDrink
Im the outspoken chap that experiments in the lab with all sorts of beakers and pots to make random varieties of constructive dribble that I feel everyone wants to know about... You know, the one who blows up half of the science lab.

Apparently I'd be ropey's sidekick.

Mossy Monk

i would be one of those students that is friendly with everyoone, nerds, jocks, normal people. you name them i would fit in. i'm a friendly guy, get on with everyone. i was in real life anyway

elexes

id be the one selling the porn to the first years and laughing at them when they buy it off me for a huge price compaired to the local shops...



who would be the local shop ? and the dinner lady ??? what about the sports teacher thats unhealthy ?? and the religion/sicence teacher every guy wants to get ??

commuterised

I'd be on the hop everyday, then I wouldn't have to listen you all of you!

zAbbo

I`d be the guy caught **** and mocked for eternity.

BuffyBot

I'd be the guy who forges notes from his parents with expert skill (...and also does a neat line in hospital "appointment" cards he nicked from outpatients and sells on) and therefore is out pretty much all the time

gandalf

Originally posted by Boston
"high school" arn't you vert americanised.

Not really old boy. Considering there are quite a few members of boards that attended "The High School" in Rathgar

Gandalf.

logic1

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
i would be one of those students that is friendly with everyoone, nerds, jocks, normal people. you name them i would fit in. i'm a friendly guy, get on with everyone. i was in real life anyway

I'd be the one beating the **** out of you.

.logic.

weemcd

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
i would be one of those students that is friendly with everyoone, nerds, jocks, normal people. you name them i would fit in. i'm a friendly guy, get on with everyone. i was in real life anyway

im like that too so we could be superfriends!

Crash

heh, i'd be the weird kid who always says some stupid/perverted thing out loud just as the entire class goes quiet....and manages to end conversations with lines such as "Blood everywhere....even on the sheets"

AL][EN

I'd be the kid that dossed 90% of all the classes smoked copious ammounts of psychotropic substances out the back of the bike shed along with the odd naggin and somehow managed to fluke/cram his way through the leaving cert

(like i havent done that already)

Gordon

Originally posted by Third_Echelon
oh yeah... id be the english teacher and teach weemcd to spell properly... its Third Echelon

I just have to point out to Third_Echelon that Third_Echelon's name is in fact Third_Echelon and not Third Echelon.

I guess that would make me the nitpicker, but sceptre would always corrects me after a few days.

Third_Echelon

yes major nitpicker.....

ah come on now.... that is unreal.. the idea was that he spelt echelon wrong, not the fact that an underscore was missing etc....

paying too much attention to detail... you'd make a good detective... you in the cops by any chance?

Boston

Originally posted by gandalf
Not really old boy. Considering there are quite a few members of boards that attended "The High School" in Rathgar

Gandalf.

And they all post on the GLB forum, Gay school , didn't amp go there with wwm, or was that black rock?

Logic, i can imagine you do that all right

I'd be the guy who always starts trouble be never seems to get punished, just like at my real school... and well just like here.

skipn_easy

I'd be the one who was late every single morning without fail, could be found smoking at the back of the school at am sos, but always did my homework.

de5p0i1er

I'd be the guy who's always in trouble with the teachers, thats if I ever botherd turning up or wasn't suspended.

Barry Aldwell

I'd be the guy in the book depositry. Researching..yeah, that's a good excuse.

DerekD Goldfish

Id be the one with the imaginary leprecaun friend that forces me to "Burn em all"

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by weemcd
im like that too so we could be superfriends!

then start a vigilante gang and take care of the undesired people

weemcd

like logic1, we can get our jock friends to beat him up, and our nerd friends to wreck his computer! he he

Sangre

.....

And can just see this school wining every sport's competition....

:rollthighs:

Ste-

I'd be the one that comes in 1 day a week not needing a note coz no1 notices I'm gone and only come in that 1 day to quash rumours that I'm dead.

CuLT

Originally posted by dj_ste
I'd be the one that comes in 1 day a week not needing a note coz no1 notices I'm gone and only come in that 1 day to quash rumours that I'm dead.

I'd be spreading those rumours, along with rumours of Gordons novelty chimpanzee underwear fetish!

honeymonster

I'd be the one that "forgets" where the school is and or gets lost on the way to school. (Hate when that happens) . And when I'm in school I'd spend most of the class sleeping. Also I'd get my friends to ring the school to get me off class. (That never happened).

-Stevo

Pepe LeFrits

What a horrible, horrible premise.

tman

Originally posted by dj_ste
I'd be the one that comes in 1 day a week not needing a note coz no1 notices I'm gone and only come in that 1 day to quash rumours that I'm dead.

lol, that brings back some memories of my "high school" days.

Bard should be a teacher anyway, his ramblings about rampant mary harneyism would make for an interesting class...