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Why did the chicken cross the road.....

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  • 30-07-2003 11:40am
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    Raz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭


    SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
    The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

    GEORGE W BUSH
    We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

    COLIN POWELL
    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

    TONY BLAIR
    I agree with George.

    HANS BLIX
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    DR SEUSS
    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING,
    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    GRANDPA
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

    OPRAH
    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

    JOHN LENNON
    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together ? in peace.

    ARISTOTLE
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    KARL MARX
    It was an historic inevitability.

    RONALD REAGAN
    What chicken?

    SIGMUND FREUD
    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

    BILL GATES
    The eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.



    ALBERT EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON
    What is your definition of chicken?

    THE BIBLE
    And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

    COLONEL SANDERS
    Did I miss one?

    HOMER SIMPSON
    Mmmmmmmmm . . . .c h i c k e n!!!!!!!!


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    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    my god man search b4 u post it...

    done to death


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    Raz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭Raz


    Wow!! :eek:
    Whoops I guess but it hasn't been done in about a month so it's not that bad :)


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