joke

ciano

Appologies if this has been posted before ...

>One day an Kerryman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten
>years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship,"
>he
>thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule
>out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
>Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman
>wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
>She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it
>been since you've had a cigarette?"
>"Ten years," replies the Kerryman.
>With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
>sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it,
>takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"
>"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whiskey?" she asks him.
>Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
>She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it
>to
>him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely
>fantastic!"
>At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
>the
>front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been
>since you've played around?"
>With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet
>Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"

EdBanger

wibble

AdMMM

LAWL

de5p0i1er

Very good, I ain't heard it before.

Sposs

Make the bad man go away