Frog joke

Marie

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.' The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.

The frog starts shouting, 'Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.' The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated. 'I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a
beautiful princess and do anything you ask.'

The guy says, 'Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool!'

Marie

whooooooooops, posted this without even saying hi..

So, Hi all, this joke was found on an Oz (Australian) quake site. For those of ya who travelled miles from home and did not even see the Eiffel Tower...

:-)

DeVore

Hey, I saw it. It was real small, and I didnt know that it moved so quickly...

DeV.

Marie

Noooooooo Dev, I've been telling everybody how you all had been so good and did not get drunk and behaved and all, and now you say that the Eiffel Tower MOVES!!!!!!!!!!

doh

gandalf

Knowing the crowd that went over to France it wasn't just drink.........

YORKIE BAR CIGGIES !!!!

...or air in Koopas case !!!!


Gandalf. <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">

Da

Marie and Dev are an item. It's official, I got word from Dev there on irc earlier tonight and he tells me he'll be a daddy soon wooohh eh lads! He was only over there the best part of a weekend and already he's got a bird and a baby on the way...COOL EH!??

SeP

sad

Dr_Teeth

Sigh.

Cloud, is there any way to stop this child from posting here? IMHO he has absolutely nothing of merit or note to add to any of the discussions that take place on these boards.

Teeth.

DeVore

Daa, I havent spoken to you since I got home
except to say "stop pestering me with privates".

But you'll hear from me soon enough.

Dev.

Da

Teeth, shut up and die?

Dr_Teeth

Yeah, that would be great. Will you?

Teeth.

Chaos

CAt fight<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
I thoghut u were gonna stop posting now daa?<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">

CeReAL

I can no longer stand and watch, our good man, DeVoRe be harrased by the Irish Paparazzi without interfering...

He is innocent of all that he's been accused of and even more !!!

Dev: Don't let them get away with it, sue them