Only in America

LoneGunM@n · 25-07-2003 10:34am #1

I got this in an e-mail today, but I don't know if this has been posted here before. Even so I think it is fecking hilarious!!

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the century.

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued...and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA!!!

:rolleyes:

commuterised · 25-07-2003 11:42am

that is class...!

Mark · 25-07-2003 11:57am

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Does anyone else think the two parts of that sentence are mutually exclusive?

True story.....Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Either thats the worst name for a competition ever, or it's a dirty, FILTHY fib.

GG on the joke though, made me grin.