16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

Mac daddy

16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3.. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
9. You would notice that TMB has eagle eyes, noticed 9 is missing
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross.


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Mr E

17. You wouldn't notice things like "There are only 15 things on that list, not 16.... where's number 9?"

- Dave.

de5p0i1er

Not even that would improve my work place, but it would work for some ppl.

Wolf

Hey it works for me

Hmm will I drink more or go check the reactor ?

Carbiens

LOL

ive been sitting here for about 20 mins trying to figure out what the **** TmB's post was about.

bozzie

wuld make taking calls easier

Mac daddy

Originally posted by Carbine
LOL

ive been sitting here for about 20 mins trying to figure out what the **** TmB's post was about.

there were only 15 in this not 16, number nine was missing that is why i put in` You would notice that TMB has eagle eyes, noticed 9 is missing`

Mr E

I was putting them into an email to send on to some friends, and thought "Hmmmm.... Something looks strange here...."

- Dave.

Mac daddy

Originally posted by TmB
I was putting them into an email to send on to some friends, and thought "Hmmmm.... Something looks strange here...."

- Dave.

Did you notice number 9 yet LOL.

Dancing_Priest

Hmm , I work in a garage , great idea! , I'd have a good excuse for crashing customers cars. I'll suggest that one to management