This is so bad its good

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man _crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit _and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to > the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...


(Are you ready for this?)
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(This is bad!)
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(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)
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(You can still delete it)
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(You know you're gonna be sorry)
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(Last chance)
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It says,
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"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."

exiztone

You should be shot!

Murv

hah lovin it

LoneGunM@n

I tried my hardest not to laff @ that, but I started to turn blue, so I just blasted it out!! Getting weird looks now ... wonder why??

napalm@night

cant help but smile

aclane

Brilliant

de5p0i1er

Love it.

Shamo

Made me smile anyway

Wolf

So bad its great

Pugsley

ROFL! thats so utterly sh*te its hillarious

bozzie

you wernt lying when you said its soo bad its funny

Dooom

aha!! i found a flaw! you said a rabbit got hit by the car right?
well on the hairspray can it says "hair" not rabbit! ha!

er...wait...is that part of the joke?
well if not then ha! i win!
and if it is - er...crap joke but very funny

simu

Excellent joke:)

Plus, the way you added suspense made it even better

jonno

I loves it

AdMMM

Originally posted by Pugsley
ROFL! thats so utterly sh*te its hillarious

So True!

Johnny Gomez

I know I'm not supposed to laught at a joke that bad but I couldn't help myself.

Creamy Goodness

hahahahaahah nice joke :rolleyes:

NeoSlicerZ

that's bad.

frood4t2

Originally posted by PhatFiesta
I tried my hardest not to laff @ that, but I started to turn blue, so I just blasted it out!! Getting weird looks now ... wonder why??

What he said. LOL