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Ethel's Wheelchair
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24-07-2003 2:36pm#1Probally done before but...
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich
short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the
males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when
a door opened and "Mad Harry" stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner
near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Ron popped out in front of her and
shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drinks mat and held it up to him.
Ron nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am!"
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection
in his hand.
Oh, God," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"
Gid
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