Is it a pimple or a Boil? *WARNING - Could be offensive or whatnot*

TheWolf

A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.

The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem" and he proceeds to press his lips to her arse and sucks out the pus and core of the boil.

Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fúcking disgusting."

dahamsta

Woeful.

Mac daddy

I give you one star my friend not for the joke but for the typing

bozzie

that joke makes baby jebus cry:(

so cutos from teh anti jebus

seamus

Originally posted by TheWolf
A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.

The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem" and he proceeds to press his lips to her arse and sucks out the pus and core of the boil.

Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fúcking disgusting."

Man, If I wasn't locked, that joke would probably be lame.

But yes, I LOL'd

Carbiens

that was fairly ****ing bad:(

Raz

I remember telling that joke in primary school!!!

nanook

wolf, liked the joke but i have to say i loved the slating your getting.

Keep up the good work

TheWolf

I live to serve nanook :rolleyes:

Catsmokinpot

rofl

Tyrrial

dear god.... :eek:

AdMMM

Hmmm, It brought a smile to my face (after I read the slating you got )