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50 Things a Woman Can't Do...

  • 23-07-2003 2:21am
    #1
    aclane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭


    1. know anything about a car except its colour

    2. understand a film plot

    3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

    4. lift

    5. throw

    6. run

    7. park

    8. fart

    9. read a map

    10. rob a bank

    11. resist Ikea

    12. sit still

    13. tell a joke

    14. play pool

    15. pay for dinner

    16. eat a kebab whilst walking

    17. pee out of a train window

    18. argue without shouting

    19. get told off without crying

    20. understand fruit machines

    21. walk past a shoe shop

    22. make a decent bacon sandwich

    23. not comment on a strangers clothes

    24. use small amounts of toilet paper

    25. let you sleep with a hangover

    26. drink a pint gracefully

    27. get a round in

    28. throw a punch

    29. do magic

    30. like your friends

    31. enjoy porn

    32. eat a really hot curry

    33. get to the point

    34. buy plain envelopes

    35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

    36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

    37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

    38. avoid credit card debt

    39. dive into a pool

    40. assemble furniture

    41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

    42. set a video recorder

    43. not try and change you

    44. watch a war film

    45. understand why flirting results in violence

    46. spend a day by themselves

    47. go to the toilet by themselves

    48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

    49. choose a video quickly

    50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    seriously!?!? what's with that...!
    23. not comment on a strangers clothes
    :confused:


  • #3
    nahdoic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 944 ✭✭✭nahdoic


    50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

    nice safety clause ;)


  • #4
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    How absolutely insanely true :)


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