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  • 11-02-1999 1:24pm
    #1
    tHE vAGGABOND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭


    "Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like A Penis"

    1. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
    2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
    3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
    4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.
    5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
    6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit informationvital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
    7. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
    8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
    9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
    10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
    11. If you play with it too much, you may go blind...



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  • #2
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    And as I know from bitter...er .. a friend told me, if you come on it, your hard drive can crash and the motherboard short-circuits.
    (at least I think that's what your on about)


  • #3
    TinCool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    here Vaggabond, you're not joey o'reilly of ballyroan and terenure college fame ???


  • #4
    TinCool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    btw, ST emulation rocks, and there's only one 'm' in emulation <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/wink.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=";)">


  • #5
    tHE vAGGABOND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    Your not Paul Treston of snooker hall with Simo playing NBA Jam and Bubble Bobble before Club Sarah fame r u <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">


  • #6
    TinCool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    I mite be <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/wink.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=";)"> Here you've still got my lands of lore disks !! btw do you sell computer stuff ? need to buy some dimms


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  • #7
    tHE vAGGABOND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    David Leadbetter golf mean anythin to you..

    Thats it, I'm callin the cops <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">


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