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Ampallang

  • 18-07-2003 9:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    Ok im Getting an Ampallang next week, and im just wonderin if anyone else has it done?
    And what advice do you have for takin care of it?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭nesthead


    whey! yer wang piercing! what hell does Ampallang mean. (dont link a pic!!) :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Benbaz


    Originally posted by ThenComesDudley
    Ok im Getting an Ampallang next week

    Good luck to ya mate..............urghhh.....shudder!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭EL_Diablo


    Originally posted by nesthead
    whey! yer wang piercing! what hell does Ampallang mean. (dont link a pic!!) :D

    Go to BmeZine and look it up to see a pic of what it is. Ouch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 Carobobaline


    My advice to you is not to get it done at all. its one of the most dangerous places to get it done due to the amount of blood loss and also you are not going to find many places that will do it at all. As for the pain factor, its quite high and associated with the amount of bloodloss there is a risk of fainting/unconciousness etc. But it looks pretty cool once its done... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    What is it out of curiosity? I tried the site that El_Diablo linked to and it asked me for user/password to check out the ampallang pictures.

    Or do I not want to know?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    The Ampallang goes horizontally through the penis head and passes above the urethra.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭Zukustious


    But why? You'll reduce your aerodynamicness. I'd prefer it to be quite slender tbh. I assume we're talking about penis peircing yeah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    It's said to be more pleasurable sexually for the person recieving it.. If I was going to get a genital piercing (and I think I will) this would be the one I'd get


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    why?

    More or less what Nosmo said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    *shudder* reminds me of Tetsuo - Iron Man, a classic from Japan if I recall. (no it's not a porno)

    Well, good luck with it.

    /me wanders off cross legged and teary eyed


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭dragon_ninja82


    Hey man, i've been considering getting my p.a turned into an ampallang for ages, lets us know how you get on wih it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭dragon_ninja82


    Soz, got confused for a min between an ampalang and an adadravya, the latter bieng what I wanna change my PA into :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭ColinM


    Well this is, of course, what I get from casually clicking on links from the main page's most recently posted list. When I saw the title "ampallang" I assumed someone spelt appalling fairly badly, or was at least having some kind of word play to do with Amp. I like the irony now that this procedure would be better described as appalling.
    Now that I have read a quite detailed and clinical account by a guy in Sacramento (on that BmeZine website), I have learned that it is indeed the process of having a barbell stud shoved through your penis - actually shoved through the glans, not the foreskin. (Is this a gay thing by the way? The guy telling about his experience was). This may show my prejudice, but I have always assumed that tongue piercing in guys was an aid to gay fellatio for some reason. As well as this, I've always viewed piercing of any kind as un-necessary surgery basically. Yes, I realise I've wandered on to a forum where I have no business being. I'll leave now as quickly as possible. Sorry people.
    Having thought it over for a minute now, I suppose I would like to thank you, ThenComesDudley. Because it is possible to get this done, and you are electing to have it done, by the law of averages, this now drasticaly reduces the chances of this ever happening to me.
    As a coda to this post, I suppose I could just go for the cheap laugh and suggest that you save some money by simply hammering a nail through your knob?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    yeah, if you have any piercings you're gay.
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    /me blushes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    yeah you too earring boy...
    hahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    hehe ColinM i just read that hehe.
    No its not just a gay thing, btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    Btw its tomorrow Wooooh:) i really cant wait.
    i think i must be some knid of masochist( spelt right?)
    i try anything once heh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭sillisome fiend


    Good luck with it...I'm sure its gonna hurt ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    only problem now is i dont know what to get done next:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭EL_Diablo


    If anyone is still not sure what it looks like here's a picture. It's normally a bar not a chain but the pic shows the placement. (Don't click if you don't wanna see a picture of a wang.)

    Link removed---Read the rules.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    Any i got it Done :) but they wouldnt let me get an ampallang, so i have a Apadravya, which is more or less the same only it goes in the top and out the bottom, heh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    OUCH!
    so how do you like it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭ColinM


    If you have all been desensitised now to this sort of thing, this

    Link removed...not advisable to post links to self-surgery sites please....think of the children :)

    should be no problem to you at all!
    (I suppose I should warn you that it is graphic, but sure that'll just make you want to click the link more)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Benbaz


    Originally posted by ColinM
    If you have all been desensitised now to this sort of thing, this should be no problem to you at all!
    (I suppose I should warn you that it is graphic, but sure that'll just make you want to click the link more)


    MOTHER OF SWEET DIVINE JESUS!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    yep i likes it, was a bit sore the first night though, i woke up covered in a lot of blood, but its all ok now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭nesthead


    im afraid that we're ever drinkin again your gonna show me that thing........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭ThenComesDudley


    hey ill show it to anyone that asks:)


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