In homage to the Elephant Jokes

Raz

This one's for Capt'n Midnight and his elephant jokes 'cause it's that bad and made me think of them

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One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point
He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth. The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool.
One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.

First he came upon the lion.
"Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."

Then the chimp came upon the gorilla.
"Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."

Then the chimp came upon the jaguar.
"Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool."
"Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
"I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.
"Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.



"Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!"

Hobart

Took me a little while but v.good. I like.

commuterised

excellent!

LoLth

sent that around the office and my boss read it.

you may have just gotten me fired.... but I liked it!

dahamsta

Ancient but a classic.

de5p0i1er

I've heard worse, (elephant jokes thread)

Wolf

Oh dear oh dear But I like it

But we should make a colection of elepahnt joke......

What did handabal say when he saw the elephants coming over the Hill?

"Theres the elephants coming over the hill!"

What did handabal say when he saw the elephants coming over the Hill wearing dark shades?

"Who the fuccks that!"