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Exercise Program

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  • 17-07-2003 7:51am
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    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    EXERCISE PROGRAM
    The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." So, I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

    Monday:
    Beat around the bush.
    Jump to conclusions.
    Climb the walls.
    Wade through paperwork.

    Tuesday:
    Drag my heels.
    Push my luck.
    Make mountains out of mole hills.
    Hit the nail on the head.

    Wednesday:
    Bend over backwards.
    Jump on the band wagon.
    Balance the books.
    Run around in circles.

    Thursday:
    Toot my own horn.
    Climb the ladder of success.
    Pull out the stops.
    Add fuel to the fire.

    Friday:
    Open a can of worms.
    Put my foot in my mouth.
    Start the ball rolling.
    Go over the edge.

    Saturday:
    Pick up the pieces.

    Whew!
    What a workout!
    You are invited to use my program without charge!!

    Sunday:
    Rest.


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