Whats the funniest thing

weemcd

what is the funniest thing that has ever happend to you or someone while you were there? i cant think of many to begin with anyway mr x, was at mi house ages ago when we were like seven, he saw a "black stone" in a field (he's from the town), anyway he thinks it would be great to kick the black stone, so he runs at it, put's his foot right through it and slips, only to realise its cow shiite. he ended up with **** all over him and spent the day smellin like a hobo.

oh yeah once i went over the handlebars of my bike, i wasnt hurt and was laughing more than my friends.

tman

a friend projectile vomiting & laughing at the same time...
i nearly pissed myself laughing at him:D
(you really, really, really had to be there)

Sarky

Recently finding out that a security company I used to work for accidently left about 30 of their people stranded at Witnness for a day or two.:D

Space Coyote

The funniest thing I can think of was when me and my mate threw our other mate into a freezer in a Spar shop in Dublin after a night on the rip. We pissed ourselves laughing and legged it. It took yer man about 5 minutes to get out of the freezer. Think he had to get helped out Ye had to be there ...

jammy_dodger

Teh funnehest thing i can think of right now.
Was about 2-3 years ago at this party
A girl was sitting down on a chair
One of my mates knew the girl
So he kinda positioned himself behind her and she was talking to him over her shoulder, little did she know, that your man had placed his d1ck on her other shoulder.
And just left it there for about 5 mins whilst chatting to her.

Spunog UIE

me n friend being chased by a bunch of real life grass eating 'cows' down the length of a football pitch dragging a football net behind us, 'just clap ur hands at them they said' 'just stamp towards them they said' i still say there were ****in bollucks and a tad pissed off. Oh ya i can hear my friends laughin now in the distance as they hopped a gate to safety, a gate which i later hurdled barely. After which the little bastards started chewing our bike tires n bags etc' which were left in the field. Went back in n got them and all later and ran the 'cows'

that and one of my friends falling forwards off his stool in school in a science lab smacking his chin on the hard wooden desk, we might have had pity for you, but falling forwards, ****in retard. that one always brings a tear to my eye.

superconor

today me an my friend declan wer wrestlin for fun, and he tried to get a boston crab move on me, (my legs under his shoulders) before he could turn me over, i just pulled my self up by stomach muscles and slapped him on the face. lol. thats the funniest thing that happened today..