Rugby World Cup

irishgeo

I am hurry home so didnt remove the > signs so sorry still a good joke.

> > Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed
> to
> > motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other
> > nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own. The IRB
> > Rugby World Cup 2003 Organising Committee has now agreed to the
> following
> > pre-match displays:
> >
> > a) The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air

> > and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about how they invented
> > the game and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair that everyone
> > still thinks New Zealand are the best team in the world.
> >
> > b) The Scotland team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before
> smashing
> > an Iron Bru bottle over their opponents' heads.
> >
> > c) The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half
> performing
> > a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from
> their
> > dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents dressing room.
> >
> > d) Unfortunately the Committee were unable to accept the Welsh
> suggestion
> > following representations from the RSPCA.
> >
> > e) Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition
> > territory, claim it as their own "Las In-Goals-Areas" and then be
> forcibly
> > removed by the match stewards.
> >
> > f) Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important

> > than the other 13 whom they will imprison between the posts whilst they
> > claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.
> >
> > g) The Americans will not attend until almost full time. In future years

> > they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most
> > important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a film called
> > 'Saving No.8 Lyle'.
> >
> > h) Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseillaise and hold the rest

> > of the team to ransom.
> >
> > i) The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the
> female
> > stewards and then run away.
> >
> > j) The Spanish will sneak into the other half of the pitch, mow it and
> > then claim that it was all in line with European "grass quotas". They
> will
> > then curl up under the posts and have a kip until half time, when their
> > appeal for compensation against the UK Government will be heard.
> >
> > k) The Japanese will attempt to strengthen their team by offering good
> > salaries to the key opposition players and then run around the pitch at
> > high speed in a highly efficient manner before buying the ground (with a

> > subsidy from the UK Government).
> >
> > l) The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the
> > opposition are in fact all mad. They will then park lorries across the
> > half-way line, let sheep loose in the opposition half (much to the
> delight
> > of Wales!) and burn the officials.
> >
> > m) The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative
> singing
> > and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite all their mates to
> come
> > and live with them in Shepherds Bush.
>

Wolf

Good

de5p0i1er

Should make for an interesting pre match build up.