Child support

Praetorian

Please excuse the caps...

TODAY IS MY SON'S 18TH BIRTHDAY, AND I'M SO GLAD THAT THIS IS MY LAST

GODDAMN CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENT THAT I CALLED MY BABY BOY OVER TO MY

HOUSE...AND WHEN HE GOT THERE, I SAID TO HIM: "BABY BOY...I WANT YOU TO

TAKE THIS LAST CHEQUE OVER TO YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE AND TELL THAT BITCH
THAT

THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN CHEQUE SHE'S EVER GOING TO GET FROM ME, AND I
WANT

YOU TO TELL ME THE EXPRESSION ON THAT BITCH'S FACE."

SO MY BABY BOY TOOK THE CHECK OVER TO HER.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW ANXIOUS I WAS TO HEAR WHAT THE BITCH HAD TO SAY
AND

WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE.

AS MY BABY BOY WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, I SAID: "WHAT DID THE BITCH
HAVE TO

SAY?"

"SHE..SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU... THAT YOU AIN'T MY FATHER."

AdMMM

Priceless!

Capt'n Midnight

(www.openoffice.org)

today is my son's 18th birthday, and I'm so glad that this is my last goddamn child support payment that i called my baby boy over to my house...and when he got there, i said to him: "baby boy...i want you to take this last cheque over to your mother's house and tell that bitch that this is the last goddamn cheque she's ever going to get from me, and i want you to tell me the expression on that bitch's face."

so my baby boy took the check over to her. i can't tell you how anxious i was to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like.

as my baby boy walked through the door, i said: "what did the bitch have to say?"

"she..she told me to tell you... that you ain't my father."

(Someone else can tidy up the i's)

Acidflash

Wolf

VG

Mac daddy

Quality one talk about kick in the nuts :rolleyes: :ninja:

de5p0i1er

give that man a refund.