A really good to go out next friday.....

WhiteWashMan

>I don't feel too bad now...

An Interesting Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo,and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of
alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link
between all-weekend parties and job-related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new
graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years. So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
technological edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff
that pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be!
Cheers!

there you have. proof that life is indeed much better through the bottom of a bottle.
or even better, we'll show you <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

white(phd in drink)wash
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LoLth

Hmmmmmm,

While I agree entirely woth your point ( and more than willingly agree I might add) <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

I must ask one question of you,

WHAT KIND OF TWISTED WAY DOES YOUR MIND WORK? so far on this board I have read posts from you that , while funny and in some cases correct, completely defy all laws of rational thought processes in human or animal! I think that even rocks would be confused by how you think AND manage to breath!

Still, good point! (or pint!)

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J.

DeVore

Thats all fine so long as your aren't the buffalo at the back <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

DeV.

DeVore

Thats all fine so long as your aren't the buffalo at the back <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

DeV.

Shiminay

As a matter of interest, who IS going this Friday? I'm looking for drinking partners don't ya know - I've nearly convinced Ed to come up...

Let's have ye - NAMES PPL!

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Shiminay

JOHN!!!

I thought you had bold and italics on this thing? Now my post looks crap (nothing new I suppose) <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/curlydav.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT="@B^)&quot;>

Dav (who should be doing a project for 7 hours time)
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WhiteWashMan

wellll, lets see.

as far as i can remember.......
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you
castor troy
tincool
venom
cave
shank (i think)
hecate
dr teeth
shinji-kun (hopeful)
butcherofnog(hopeful)
kegser
devore
blade(and his boird if memory serves?)
bubbles

ahhh, i cant remember. leave me alone.
its 4 in the morning for gods sake!
i know there are a number of others. carnate of course works there.......Suds.. i forgot him, he'ss be there
so cmon quake heads, sign up for fridays **** up. i want to be soooo sick i cant go out and play on saturday morning!

shame you cant come up and see me boird sheron. you know..... the one thats in B*witched.

'i'll huff, i'll puff, i'll huff i'll puff i'll blow you away......
c'est leve'

whitewash

Shiminay

Russian Intelligence??? Are you mad????

Exposition: Dav, the cold war's over!

Oh! Finally those Capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh Comrades?

Exposition: Dav, we won...

Oh...yayyy Capitalism...

Behave!
Dav
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Cave

Yeah I'm goin awrigh, and as an added bonus I'm bringin a friend!! He's Russian btw an wears a lovely green hat.

ButcherOfNog

keep CT away from him, he's getting a distinct dislike to LPB's <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

Shank

I should be able to make it. Although I'm not goin unless Dave takes out that skanky eyebrow piercing <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

Shiminay

A RUSSIAN??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!

You're bringing a Russian to a CLAN ROGUE (RQCL Champions) official clan pi$$up???

ARE YOU MAD?!?!!!?!?!

Dav
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Cave

Yeah, he's Russian and he's a feirce low ping lad. Looks like Shanks not goin so!! HAHAHAHHAHA

WhiteWashMan

just had to bump this top to remind all that we are going drinking on friday at 8:00 pm in the portabello by the canal <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

just be there ok
whitewash

Shinji

Count me if for deffo now...

btw, to anyone who I said I'd bring [cough] CD-Rs [cough] for, apologies... the box of blanks didn't turn up this week, so I'll just get yer addresses and send em on, I guess.

Aww, I don't get to play Santa Claus.

Mata ne!
Shin-[ho ho ho]-chan

SheroN

Ah id was thinking of going till i found out it was over 20's ahh well lads next time sure wwman tell theb*witched young one to head down 'ford direction
Sher-from-oN

Shinji

Over 20's? Thank god for this beard, then... ^_^

Mata ne!
Shin-chan

WhiteWashMan

ok, it seems that one or two of yis dont know where the portabello is. yis must be culchies <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
im going to assume you know where the stephens green shopping centre is (yes its on the corner of stephens green) if ye dont know where that is, just **** off now!
ok, going south (youre booloxed if your in a car coz youre going the wrong way up a one way street!) anyway, going south past mothercare, chicago pizza pie and planet hollywood keep going past crossroads down harcourt street. go all the way down til you reach a t-junction and you can go no further. turn right and go straight past first set of lights. past abracababra and turn left at next corner, just before the lights. just go straight up there and its on the left hand side beside the canal. or just get on the 14, 14a, 15, 15a, 15b and get of at the canal.

any1 who cant find it after that is a muppet.

white(i shoulda copyrighted this witty mid name crap)wash
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