Female? Lonely? Why Not Try This.....

Mr. Fancypants · 11-07-2003 11:43AM #1

Saruman · 11-07-2003 01:04PM

Got that by email yesterday... guess it did the rounds to you too

Turner · 11-07-2003 02:16PM

You can get one that sits in your car too so to reduce the risk of somebody trying to hijack it.

bizmark · 11-07-2003 02:19PM

now thats mighty sad

TomTom · 11-07-2003 03:05PM

hahaha

Tellox · 11-07-2003 03:27PM

tbh if they were going for realism, they would've had the hand on yer wans chest/arse

Mr. Fancypants · 11-07-2003 04:06PM

I like the fact that you can get different colours.

bizmark · 11-07-2003 04:08PM

ya that pinkish one looks great :rolleyes:

DriftingRain · 11-07-2003 04:23PM

HAHAHAH Not a very good sub. for the real thing though.

MrNuked · 11-07-2003 07:09PM

aww:(

Typedef · 11-07-2003 07:14PM

tamogochi!

[CALIBUR] · 11-07-2003 07:17PM

sweet jesus...

MrNuked · 11-07-2003 07:19PM

give that to your gf if you want to break up with her

[Iramus] · 11-07-2003 07:24PM

she'll never know ye'r gone

bizmark · 11-07-2003 07:27PM

yep sure does look like the average one arm no head/legs man doesnt

Zukustious · 11-07-2003 07:27PM

People are really running out of ideas for things to invent. A doll for hugging? Why would anyone buy that? That'd just make 'em feel even more lonely/pathetic/both.

gs39t · 11-07-2003 07:30PM

An anatomically correct blast victim.......hmm......

bizmark · 11-07-2003 07:35PM

An anatomically correct blast victim.......hmm......

LOL

Husband been to war? been killed in action by a land mine / tank shell / american freindly fire from a destroyer ???

then try HALF MAN remember your husband as the medic core last saw him

only 29,99

skittishkitten · 11-07-2003 07:50PM

Do you have to pay extra for the rest ?? You would think "lonely" women would want .... AHEM ..... "the rest" not just half a chest and unworking fingers !

Sarky · 11-07-2003 07:53PM

If it came to that, why not just sell a single trouserpocket containing a nice big wallet?

[/bitter_cynic]

bizmark · 11-07-2003 07:53PM

are you suggesting that the lonely(sad) girls in question would perfere the golden globe,s to be their ?

perhapes thats a option

skittishkitten · 11-07-2003 07:59PM

Originally posted by bizmark
are you suggesting that the lonely(sad) girls in question would perfere the golden globe,s to be their ?

perhapes thats a option

a nice set of bat and balls would be a nice addition ..... maybe something to hummmmmmmm to you also

..... ya know ......just in case ... your REALLY "lonely"

bizmark · 11-07-2003 08:03PM

girls today i just dont know

battery powerd friends lol

anyway i must go order my perfect woman from the internet ! (oddly anuff you really can do this !)

Pigman II · 14-07-2003 12:30AM

I've heard they're making a leg version for lonely womens pet dogs.

Mercury_Tilt · 14-07-2003 12:33AM

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de5p0i1er · 14-07-2003 05:11AM

There is some weird stuff out there if your willing to spend the money.

suppafly · 14-07-2003 11:39AM

that is fairly sad alright

commuterised · 14-07-2003 04:04PM

oh sarky sounds like someone's been burned.

Sarky · 15-07-2003 12:16AM

No, I'm just a cynical bugger at heart.:)

Female? Lonely? Why Not Try This.....

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