Marriage According To Kids...

Yavvy

Marriage According To Kids...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-Kirsten, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do, so make sure it counts
-Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-Kelvin, age 8


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
-Ricky, age 10

Sposs

Find it very hard to believe any of those quotes where from children.

Yavvy

does it mater if the children are real or not ?

AdMMM

Originally posted by Sposs
Find it very hard to believe any of those quotes where from children.

I second that

dahamsta

Originally posted by Alany
does it mater if the children are real or not ?

Well, yeah. That said, I'm often surprised at the things kids can come out with.

adam

Sposs

Originally posted by Alany
does it mater if the children are real or not ?

Of Course because there not funny if its a bald thiry five year old sitting down making them up now is it?

Yavvy

FFS...I dont know if its real or not.

But even if it isnt, just imagine they are very well spoken childers and you will be fine.

Yavvy

Not sure if this is real or not...But if it isnt then some F*cker is pretending to be a pilot ...

A plane was taking off from Mascot Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number xyz, non-stop from Sydney to Auckland. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Economy said, "That's nothing - he should see the back of mine."

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Originally posted by Sposs
Of Course because there not funny if its a bald thiry five year old sitting down making them up now is it?

I second that also...

Big Chief

i liked the pilot joke alany, gj

TRIAX

Nice one

de5p0i1er

LOL. kids say the funnyest things.

Sauron

I am pretty suspicious about whether or not kids came up with those but still good:D :ninja:

Crunch

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
-Ricky, age 10

3

ROFL so true!!! :eek:

pilot j/k was good as well

Beëlzebooze

nope, I don't believe these are thought up by kidseither , but this one:

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.


is hillarious regardless. Love it!.

NeoSlicerZ

rofl