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10 out of 10 funny

namuras · 2003-07-10 13:14:43

A father of three is sitting reading his paper when the youngest, an 8 year old boy, come into the room. "Daddy, what's 'love juice'"? The father, shocked, thinks to himself a minute and after reckoning that his son more than likely heard the phrase at school, decided to tell him what love juice really was and where it…

10-07-2003 1:14pm

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namuras

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A father of three is sitting reading his paper when the youngest, an 8 year old boy, come into the room. "Daddy, what's 'love juice'"?
The father, shocked, thinks to himself a minute and after reckoning that his son more than likely heard the phrase at school, decided to tell him what love juice really was and where it came from.
The boy is standing agape, jaw at the ground as the father continues "Now, son, tell me, where did you hear those words?"

"Well, I was watching Wimbledon.........."

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#2 10-07-2003 2:40pm

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10 out of 10 funny

thats a matter of opinion... one not shared my me.

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#3 10-07-2003 3:11pm

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Dat joke was about as good as your past 30. Not very

Is shopuld be possible to ignore all of a certain users posts, like an ignore button
But id call it the Namuras Button.

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#4 10-07-2003 3:24pm

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Originally posted by jammy_dodger
Is shopuld be possible to ignore all of a certain users posts, like an ignore button

It is.

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#5 10-07-2003 3:26pm

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Ah, that's better.

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#6 10-07-2003 3:36pm

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Jammy_dodger - banned for a week for that post

From the charter :

Also folks - I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before. Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever. Instead, please use the rating system build into the boards software (you'll see it at the bottom of a thread - choose from 1 to 5 stars of a rating).

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#7 10-07-2003 4:34pm

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fairly good, jammy getting banned was funnier tho:D

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#8 10-07-2003 5:17pm

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Hints.
Search before posting especially if you get a joke in an email - chances are it's been posted here recently...

eg: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=895195#post895195

Or please stick them in the same thread.

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#9 10-07-2003 9:32pm

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Originally posted by SoundWave
thats a matter of opinion... one not shared my me.

Me too, more like 1 out of ten.

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#10 10-07-2003 11:09pm

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so they were doing what on the courts? i don't get it.

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#11 11-07-2003 3:15am

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made me smile once I finally got it.
Jammy being banned was funnier though.

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#12 11-07-2003 8:16am

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courting

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#13 11-07-2003 10:26am

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well... i dunno, i've defenatly heard worse then that on this forum

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#14 11-07-2003 11:31am

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HAHAHA, Jammy gets banned...

Joke wasnt the best though

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#15 11-07-2003 12:41pm

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i have to say that joke brought a serious laugh to my face.

People you have to accpect others opinions weither the be right or wrong.

Good joke all the same

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#16 11-07-2003 1:34pm

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Not the worst joke I've ever heard ...

Gave me a bit of grin!! Sounded funnier when I was telling 1 of the lads in the office!!

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#17 11-07-2003 6:31pm

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i thick so i got it later, i saw no problem with it

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#18 11-07-2003 8:42pm

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thank you dahamsta

i found the namarus button to be extremely effective...i can't remember what this joke was anymore though, so i won't comment on whether or not it's that bad

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#19 12-07-2003 8:56pm

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theres a very similar little johnny joke already posted.
but the highlight of this thread is jammy gettin banned:rolleyes:

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