Flying without wings

bringitdown

Prolly seen manys a time, so sue me:

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS
pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. ( By the way Qantas is the only major airline that has never had a major accident.)

P stands for the problem the pilots entered in the log, and
S stands for the corrective action taken by the mechanics.:

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing. (note: this was for a piston-engined
airplane; the pilot meant the engine was not running smoothly)
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed

Mac daddy

:rolleyes: :

Sauron

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

lol
:rolleyes:

Pugsley

Posted about a week ago...

Antisocialiser

Yeh was posted but still good