Had to post this one out.

Jaden

The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children,
all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then, when
one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir.

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and
said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for
you". His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane". Not wanting to
do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.
"Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat". Not wanting to do anything
by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.

Just before his son's eight birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.
"Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall
get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch
films on". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM
Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western
Movies.

Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.
"Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for
you." His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy, I
would like a cowboy outfit". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his
father went
and bought him Tinet, IOL and Indigo...

Shiminay

I'm sitting in a lab laughing myself silly!!!
People are looking - but they do that anyway!
EXCELLENT Rob my good man - I love it to bits!!!

Dav
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tHE vAGGABOND

does that mean we all can post silly jokes, or just topical ones <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">